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A sad period of time in a married man's life when he simply doesn't get any action from the wife and is essentially (paused). This usually (though not specifically) occurs in middle age. But depending on the situation can occur at any point in time if the man is not careful. Sadly (assuming sad..) the married 'manopaused' man therefore has no choice but to seek [alternative] sources of extra marital fulfillment, if successful he becomes (un-paused) but is [now] in serious risk of extreme excitement resulting in vastly improved looks, healthier eating, great ideas, amazing [productivity], and general 'teenage' like behavior after which then carries the risk of 'getting caught'. Assuming he even has the [confidence] to even dare to attempt this bold move in the first place the first section of this applies. If not then, He simply accepts he is 'manopaused', and lives the life of a eunuch
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