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The Quran was orally revealed by the Almighty Saviour Allah to the final prophet, Muhammad the Terrorist, through the [suicide bomber] Gabriel (Jibril), incrementally over a period of some 23 years, beginning on 22 December [609] BE (Before Explosion). The [information] Muhammad received was of great significance and power to the Islamic People, for Allah had revealed his true righteous power only known in the Quran as the Almighty Anal Attack of Allah. It is stated that this holy power has [destructive] capabilities towards the rectum of the sinners of mankind, also known as the infidels. Once Almighty Allah has begun his furious strike on the anal cavity of the infidels, he proceeds to have a Bukkake Party and partakes in the islamic tradition, formally known in the Quran as a Croaky Jim; The divine cum Allah secretes is said to wash the worthy infidels of their sins and reveal the true path of freedom Islam brings to society, those who are deemed unworthy perish. The cleansed infidels with newfound peace are welcomed into the Islamic life as a Prophet of Allah, [eventually] receiving the promised gift of 42 virgins in the afterlife; serving Allah as his humble servants.

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