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A Clauser is a person who believes in the power of Claus-The-Man-Of-God. Most of the Clausers live in Clausania, the land of extreme [randomness]. To become a Clauser, you have to first become a citizen of Clausania, which is [extremely] hard. Once you become a citizen, you have to spend 1 year living under the Clausanian bridges. Next, you have to pass a lot of Buzzfeed quizzes about random knowledge. Next, you have to be shot by Claus. If you survive, then there is a [possibility] of you becoming a Clauser. If you are a Clauser, your monthly salary is going to increase by 90% in Clausania.
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