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Usually found in the waters of Bondi Beach, Sydney, Australia, the Bondi Cigar is excrement, usually human, that inhabits the waters seeking out victim swimmers to bump into. The excrement usually resembles a brown cigar, hence the name, although a wide variety of shapes and sizes have been known to exist. Swimming into [one of these] cigars is usually an unpleasant experience and can leave the victim in a state of shock. Bondi Cigars are usually serial offenders who prowl the Sydney waterways [looking for] unsuspecting interstate/[international] tourists which to assault. That said, there is a large market for the extreme-sport of "Hunting the cigar" where thrillseekers track the cigars and break them up (usually by squashing them with their hands).
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