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Bessie the cow was one of the biggest cows and animals to ever walk the earth. She was bigger than most mountains. She was so big that all of the dairy products today come from Bessie herself. Bessie was [married to] Beefie the cow, who was also huge like her. All the meat products in the world come from Beefie. [Eventually] they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, [according to] prophecy, will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it. Bessie, Beefie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government. Many people still worship the great Bessie, Beefie and Befessie today.
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