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Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions [instead] of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is [do nothing] other than sucking cows' teats, [pissing off] all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.
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