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Definition : A rare breed of human sub-species Qualities: Absolute God tier Legend Fails at everything Uses a platinum riot shield Fails to understand simple jokes Outbreaks in hysterical out controllable fits of [laughter] Uses a platinum riot shield Breathes heavily into the mic Uses a platinum riot shield Uses a platinum riot shield Is the smartest person ever and still manages to be a retard Uses a platinum riot shield Lacks athleticism Can’t pronounce simple English Can’t talk to girls Uses a platinum riot shield Strengths: Things that don't involve physical strength Platinum riot shielding Industructable Hate Mailing Rants [Intelligence] Not a Simp Weakness: Weak Dumbass Always confused [Talking to Girls] The word [incompetent] Slow Pronunciation of Simple English Important Note: If you are a loved one is experiencing symptoms of SlayerXD syndrome ask yourself “Do you have A Platinum Riot Sheild” If so you are a SlayerXD In Conclusion SlayerXD goes by many names Nerd, Retard, Legend but when you need a platinum riot shield there’s only one man for the job.
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