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A crackhead robbed a strip club. You couldn't afford a $2,300/month place in Beaverton so you got the $950/month place in Gresham Oregon. On your first day there a crackhead shoots and kills a bouncer at the strip club [across the street]. You head to work on a 2 hour bus ride into town where a nutcase screams about his political beliefs the whole time. When you get back, there's a dead body of a naked crackhead in [the street], thrown from the windshield of a cellphone related crash in front of your apartment. Then some kids shoot each other some more just because. A [funeral home] in Syria is a nicer place and far cheaper.
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