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The cold bat is when one wakes up at 4 am [in the morning] and takes off all of their clothes ([assuming] that they do not sleep naked) then walks over to [the bathroom] to stroke their penis until it is erect, then proceeds to slap their penis onto the cold surface of the toilet.
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