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[Simon Bridges], aka Simon Fucking Bridges, is the leader of the [opposition] party in New Zealand politics. He has struggled with not staying relevant for the last few years and now with the CoVid19 lock downs decided he was entitled to drive to his office from his home 320kms away each week, breaking lock down protocol and looking like a complete penis throughout. In a tantrum, befitting of a 3 year old, Simon did a livestream trying to criticise the current government, lead by Jacinda Ardern, aka Aunty Cindy, good bitch, to which nearly the whole country turned on him and [simultaneously] shouted 'COCK'.
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