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Trump Bowel Syndrome (TBS) is a disorder that affects the large intestine. Victims of this disorder, upon seeing the president, are known to “lose their shit”. Sufferers may also be distressed if the president walks, talks, sits, stands, or breathes. Sadly, many victims of TBS seem to be proud of their disorder and often “lose their shit” in public. These [unfortunate] events lead some researchers to believe that TBS also affects the prefrontal cortex (An area of the brain believed to be [responsible] for decision making, and moderating social behavior). There is hope for the sufferer: Largely viewers of FOX, Epoch Times, and One America News appear to be immune. The vast majority of victims seem to imbibe [liberal propaganda]. Experts suggest that suffers wean themselves off of this type of media.
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