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A quite round, plump and [hairy man] who sits on Discord all day, fueling his addiction. Umbreons are normally 23 or 24 years of age, and they love to date [underaged] females. The oldest an Umbreon will date is 15. Umbreons have the real-life name Mike Chilton and tend to go under the name "Umbreon" or "Azure" whilst online to fool people into thinking they are young. Mike Chiltons, or Umbreons, often times fake severe mental issues like PTSD and BPD, and they quit their job as a Chef because they believe they are being bullied by being told to [do something] other than play on Discord. Umbreons hate when you photoshop emojis of their face but oh boy do they love Harry.
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