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A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of [natural causes] by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear [immediately] after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's [sleeping with] other women in her luxurious home. In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
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