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A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job Steps 1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time) 2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue 3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen 4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again 5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job
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