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Stands for One Network America News network. [Sometimes] mistakenly referred to OAN, ONAN is a small-time, mom's basement "news" [operation]. Shows are typically hosted by distended colons and strung-out gap-toothed cam girls. Owned by Gil "Red" Herring, their only real claim to fame is the manufacture and marketing of matching sets of [presidential] knee pads and butt snorkels.
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