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Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh [water bottle] to bed every night because they like a [fresh cold] one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the [refrigerator] for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.
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