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When a man awakes to perform the morning [dispersal] of [urination], to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed [the night] before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN. This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
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