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Schmunktail is a word describing a state of being. When a person cannot sit without [falling out] of their chair, they are probably schmunktail. When a person sleeps with a member of the [opposite sex] who looks like he or she should be in a photo shoot for [National Geographic], they are probably schmunktail. Simply put, schmunktail is oober-retarded-shit-housed drunk.
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