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The insane, [narcissistic] [incompetent] impeached criminal asshat who ratfucked his way into power through [Russian hacking], building hype with a minority of stupid idiots who support him, and the archaic, undemocratic and fucked electoral college (a majority of rational people voted for his opponent). Ratfucker is now working tirelessly (minus weekly taxpayer funded vacations to Florida) to finish dismantling [American society], spread a pandemic, enact authoritarian rule, destroy the environment, and destabilized global relations. For example in 2018 in a move of exceptional idiocy he shitcanned the entire pandemic response team and we’re now all dealing with the consequences.

Ratfucker is also only still in power because all but one of the Senate Republicans are sycophantic yes men (and women) who will support him no matter what and voted not guilty despite overwhelming evidence that he bribed the Ukrainian president and attempted to cover it up. He’s committed high crimes and misdemeanors and belongs out of office and in jail. We’ve been ratfucked.

Note: Ratfucker is inspired by the term ratfucking, a term coined by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein to describe Nixons activities, however, Nixon is a saint compared to the inane criminal orange thing so let’s give trump the honor of wearing the name Ratfucker.

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