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The monkey is a primate, which means that it is like a person except smaller, dumber, louder, hairier, and it (in most cases) lives in trees and has a tail. Monkeys are [sometimes food] for the chimp, a superior animal which enjoys war, [fornication], the use of primitive tools, and hooting. "Monkey" can also be used more broadly in the sense of "ape-like creature" or to refer to a person who resembles such a creature, such as a troglodyte. This is generally an insult (rarely, referring to a silly clownish person, it is not as harsh). In any case, the monkey generally enjoys the following: -stealing things, especially food -hurling excrement at people (see also [politician]) -comic mischief in general -cocaine -hooting
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