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A complete and utter unit of a [human being]. This man will steal your girl in a heartbeat. He spends his time meditating underwater while listening to Taylor Swift's album Red. His penis is so small that you must get a [microscopic] magnifying glass to look through under a microscope. Although he is a unit, he is worthless as a mate because you will never find his penis. Manages to get [friend zoned] by every female specimen he comes into contact with. ESPECIALLY church girls.
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