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That moment when you jump into the void, stumbling into the fiery pits of hell. Your first instinct of survival ignites inside you as you jump into a volcano and face Satan himself. As he straps you into a chair, with some Clockwork-Orange type stuff forcing your eyes open, he forces you to watch The Coneheads 9 consecutive times. You think he's done with you? No, he's just getting started... Satan then forces you to watch The Coneheads [936] more times consecutively, but now while listening to It's a Small World After All, but it's very off-key, and throughout the entire song is a continuous G and F sharp, on repeat for the entire duration of watching The Coneheads 936 times. For the entirety of this, Satan is forcing you to eat moldy popcorn that smells like a rotting coyote corpse that has been lying in the Arizona sun for 63 years. Even if you're full and [don't want] to eat it, Satan continues to force the [disgusting] popcorn down your throat. Then, if you somehow survive this, Satan will [let you go]. And then throw you into a pit of lava with spikes where [you will die] a slow, painful death.

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