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The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job") You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size). You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches. Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal. No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
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