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lard-ass n. A person who is not only useless, but also weighs a rediculous amount. Lard-asses usually eat Taco Bell three times a day with a [Burger King] snack in between, and food is always purchased with someone else's money. Other [characteristics] of a lard-ass include, but are not limited to: greasy skin, dull [personality], lack of motivation, self-centered, and posess the ability to suck the life and finances out of those around him/her.
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