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A religion that supposedly embraces pain, and specifically its release through crying, as a means to move to a higher state of being. This religion is supposedly practiced by all the members of the heavy metal group Tool, but since it is nearly impossible to find any writings about Lachrymology that aren't related to Tool, it is obvious that Lachrymology was a hoax made up by Tool. Since several of Tool's songs attack the cult [Scientology], it is likely that Lachrymology was made up as a satire of [Scientology], especially since Tool has claimed that [Scientology] has drawn many followers away from Lachrymology.
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