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A supposedly "good [grammar school]" for only girls

Parents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the [disgusting] Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS.

This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice
-DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER.

-dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees
-Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK

Cons of kevihs:
- You sometimes get weird people walking around the school

- It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here)
- The school doesn't have enough money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE MONEY GO?)
- Going [on the green] bus (a dedicated [school bus]) with the clapped Aston boys
- Aston Boys
- Bitchy snakey girls (there's a lot of them)

Pros of Kevihs
- [Your parents] can boast about it in front of your relatives

- You probably will [end] up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels
- Teachers sometimes actually care

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