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Eden can either be the most extroverted, terrifying, weird, reference filled alien in existence... or the quietest, most awkward, squeakiest mouse ever. One moment she’ll be hiding in the corner, most likely crying- And the next she’ll be beating you with a shoe, and singing a song about choking and dying on [ginger ale]. Neither you or her know whether she‘ll look in the mirror and think, “Damn, I look good today,” or, “Good god, I look like shit. Time to pull up the punk rock playlist, and ignore humanity.” She’s loves acting, and will constantly shove musical references down your throat. Speaking of references, she will fall in love with a fandom-Talk about it for months-Before immediately forgetting it, and [falling in love] with [something else]. It’s really, rather annoying. But what’re you gonna do? Now, moving onto friends. She doesn’t give a fuck about her well being, and would gladly let a few glass shelf’s fall on her to protect you. Then she’d scream, “ARE YOU OKAY?!” She’ll frighten you, she’ll make you laugh, she’ll attempt to help you when you’re dealing with things, and she will beat the living shit out of someone who messes with you. However, she has dealt with toxic [relationships] before, and will kick you out of her life if you start abusing your [relationship] with her. Also, she hates that there aren’t more male of nb Eden’s on here. And she also hates that people on here describe them as fags. She’s Panromantic/sexual as hell, and will fight for the rainbows.
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