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The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate [masturbation] to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.

The duration of the Wank [zone] varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of [urban dictionary] user's browser history and the average [refractory period] have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.

Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.

Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!

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