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It is believed that Jesus is a potato. He infact was not human like the bible sugests. Pages were ripped out of the original bible with all of the [information] and proof that Jesus was a potato. They have been recovered and the pages are believed to be Salt and Vinegar flavoured. God knew that potato's were a superior species to humans and a perfect vessel for our savior. The human that claimed he was jesus was nailed to a cross for his stupid ideas, the real jesus "Potato Jesus" revived fake jesus being sympathetic to the pathetic human. Potato Jesus' whereabouts are unknown but philosophers believe he built a Spud bag [mothership] and ventured onward to the world ruled by potatos and where humans are grown [in the ground].
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