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L. Ron Hubbard's successful attempt to win a bet made in 1948, with Robert Heinlein, that the best way to get rich was to start a religion. Scientology was that religion, kicked off by the pseudo-self-help book Dianetics in 1949. By 1982, Hubbard's income from [the Church of Scientology] was about 40 million a year. There's some question about whether Scientologists murdered Hubbard, but Scientologists didn't allow an investigation before cremating the body. The head of Scientology today is a guy named David Miscavige, and the second-tier defacto rulers are in a sub-sect called the Sea Org. [Spiritual enlightenment], thinking for yourself, and attempting to leave the organization are strongly discouraged, and punishable by confinement, beatings, and [psychological torture]. And, gee whiz, for a lot of money and some slave labor, you can buy your way into the entrails of Scientology too!
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