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A human turd so massive, that it literally fills the entire base of the toilet pan leaving no water showing at all. Weighing in at a minimum of a pound and a half and having the same volume as a coconut .....if it was made from a pile of sausages. Usually the result of eating a large amount of meat protein and starchy vegetables followed by extended periods of sitting and resisting the urge to defecate - truck or taxi drivers, gamers etc - which compounds the end product.
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