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A breed of mentally tough humans who travel long distances on foot at a pace above 7mph. Do not confuse with ‘joggers’, who are an inferior version of this specie. Often, when [confronted] with the term ‘jogger’ at a party, a ‘runner’ will pick up their coat and depart [immediately]. (Especially if it is their own home). They are known to engage in [ridiculous] yet effective warm up routines, and can be seen panting and spitting across the city of London. Although unknown as to why, motorists seemingly despise these tough runners. Do not be surprised if you see them out in rain, sun or blizzards. For they can adapt to numerous environments and weather patterns. They are famed for their commitment and severe mental fortitude.
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