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(Noun)- The action that precedes the [distribution] of Fantasy Jizz (Note L.J. Register's definition of "Fantasy Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require [exceptional] levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a [Quarterback] spikes the football to stop the game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.
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