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An Evano is who has secret big dick energy and will jump at a chance to lose money any time they get. They are bisexual but hate penis because penis is the scum of the Earth. Evano’s are as rare as them having a small dick haha. They like to shove apples into their urethra while taking a shit. Evano’s like to beat children with coat hangers. He will swallow gum and not be afraid of anything.
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