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noun. [Nintendo Fanboys] GameCrap, because they spend countless amounts of dollars buying crappy rpg pokemon games to substitute the warm, embrace of a girlfriend. Their hollow lives are filled with hours of turn-based garbage followed by a short break of Hentai Masturbation.
Their lives are currentley being filmed for a [Michael Moore] epic "The Virgin Console". The members of this "elite" group of lonely bastards are usually aged from 20-40 while still living in the murky depths of their mother's basements. Their sexual actvity (Hentai Maturbation) must be done secretley as time is limited, as their mothers seem to have a knack for sensing semen. It is from that fact Nintendicks have been forced to evolve, allowing themselves to ejaculate within a matter of seconds. Their uncanny ability to whack off is a sign of Nintendo's greatest leap of evolution. [Congratulations] Nintendo! Thousands of generations will end thanks to your absolutley nerd enticing, retardation enducing brand of rpg bullshit. Well Done!

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