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Picture this: You have finally perished; Your organs have all been removed and sorted in front of you in [alphabetical] order, as your vision fades to black, you start to feel free and all senses stop; [there is nothing], you are nowhere, you are no one. Suddenly you are abruptly awakened from your lack of [existence], and even though all of your senses are gone, you know, you see and you feel bright colourful lights. The beams of light sear through you, all senses return, but the only thing you feel is pain. Pain immeasurable beyond belief and your retinas are burned by something. As you relive all of the pain from your existence, you see in front of you Sony Product Placement There they are, right in front of you, grinning their awkward gaping mouths in amusement of your suffering; [advertisements] for mobile apps are shoved down your throat. You beg for the suffering to end, you try to flee and end up running in the same direction of the plot. Candy crush catches you unawares in your desperate to escape the endless torture and it smites you down with the power of several major corporations. Then there is noise. there will never be peace for you here. The [twitter bird] lifts you above all the madness in its talons; you see the end, you reach, but the talons are released and you fall. Your empty, meaningless and cold shell of a being is crushed upon the ground and all fades to black once more. You awake, Goofy is comparing your pharynx and your larynx, you smile, you feel revealed.

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