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According to the Pedo Files, "An [Encyclopedic] Guide to All Things Pedo", a modern term of affection used by middle aged tech [billionaires] with decades younger girlfriends to describe their creepy elders who also have younger girlfriends but are less tech savvy and prefer to walk (from the Latin pedester, going on foot) or swim rather than drive electric cars or ride in kid-sized submarines. Some etymologists have suggested this may be a [double entendre] on the Afrikaans slang for an Olympic level 'pedo (or Speedo) wearing swimmer.
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