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Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his [girlfriend] for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “[I’m all in]”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off [lottery ticket] losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.
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