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Organic Portals, or "O.P.s", are quite simply soulless organic robots that pass as humans in the everyday world.  O.P.s are remarkably efficient, quite common, and can be found at home, in the workplace, or generally anywhere that genuine souled humans are found.  O.P.s are completely incapable of generating [emotional energy] for themselves, so they feed off the [emotional energy] of souled humans.  O.P.s are apparently indifferent as to whether the [emotional energy] is positive or negative in nature, and appear to assimilate both with equal ease.  O.P.s can often be identified while taking repeated actions which hurt you and other people that the O.P. supposedly cares about. When asked about their behavior, an O.P. will provide a completely incoherent explanation for their actions, and then promptly continue repeating the same actions as if nothing had happened.  O.P.s do appear to have some limited capacity for learning.  Experienced O.P.s have been observed to delay immediate gratification in favor of orchestrating one large dramatic event in which they can extract a large amount of emotion from you and a number of others all at the same time.

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