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Monkey Circle (also known as Monkey Nonagon depending on how many [people] are in the group) is a commonly used expression when defining the [country] Netherlands. Monkey Nonagon backwards is Netherlands, they use this quite often in their chants. If you are ever able to survive the Monkey Circle initiation(which less than [1]% do) you will be promoted to a "Monkey". A "Monkey" is the lowest [rank] you can have in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. This role is not important, and many are sacrificed daily in their rituals. If you are lucky enough to survive the first [couple] of rituals as a "Monkey" you are then promoted to the "Netherlands" role. This role basically does all of the management in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. If [one] "Netherlands" dies, then all the current "Monkeys" must be sacrificed. After becoming "Netherlands" you have to cut both of your arms off and [eat] your penis before you can advance to the "Belligerent [Fag]" role. This role is the highest role you can be in the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon. Only .000001% of [people] make it to this role. This role congregates ALL of the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon meetups. If it were not for this role, the Monkey Circle / Monkey Nonagon would NOT exist.

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