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When you have been sat down for ages and really need to piss. If you get up, you will relieve [pressure on] your bladder causing you to wet yourself, but if you stay sat down you will [eventually] piss your pants anyway. This paradox is known as Piss Lock. There is no know solution that doesn't result in piss everywhere. Piss Lock was first discovered during a 5 hour [League of Legends] marathon.
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