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Chastolocism is the true religion of abstainment. Jason Everett, commonly known by [Christians] as God, is the founder and leader of this [revolutionary] step towards eternal life. Jason is life. Chastise. Abstain. Act like he is watching. He is creator, he is inventor, he is [the Stainer], the Tiser. Refer to your local priest to inquire about joining and if they tell you the religion does not exist, spit in their face and tell them Jason will punish them rightfully when their time comes.
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