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Emolument is what happens when your clothes become so drenched in perspiration and or [precipitation] that they merge and become indistinguishable from your body. Often used by visitors to tropical climates or places like Miami in June. Used in Hollywood when a witch or a vampire dies and their body melts from within and merges outward with their clothing forming a smoldering pile on the floor. June in Miami has the longest days with a UV index of 11. With average daily temperatures of 89.5 degrees and buckling humidity of 76.2 make June in Miami likely place where this would occur. It also is the beginning of the [hurricane season] in Miami and the wettest month of the year with 10 inches of [precipitation] falling over an average of 13+ precipitation days.
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