Customize - Urban Dictionary Store

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Your Word

Your Definition

Average citizens, whom act like their job warrants being an asshole. Those who will pull over a person for holding a phone, but will drive around all day staring at a laptop [installed] in their car. They pretend to be friendly, or will be [disrespectful] when they find out your not "el jefe" possessing quantity narcotics to bring home to mommy/daddy chief for a pat on their butt. They enable their sirens/lights to pass others, because they are above the law and can speed to take a shit or get home in time to jerk off. Police officers are also morons who screw up something as simple as a drug bust, by wasting tax dollars by arresting drug users instead of busting the dealers, due to the courage required to enter an area that has high traffic of crime. They also believe their comradery is above all else and that their job involves the ultimate [heterosexual] [friendship], while maintaining that friendship to make citizens driving above or (can not stress this enough on personal experience) BELOW 10 MPH of the speed limit, a living hell; all while demoralizing their fellow humans by acting they are [better than everyone]. Anyone saying that you will call on those people you despise for help, are also known as cop-suckers. (Please refer to seperate definition of term). The day police treat everyone equal, will be the day when this world will be a better place. Please note, date most likely correlated with the day hell freezes over/farmers call in to state their livestock can fly.

Text fits

Menu

Pro Customization

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Shopping Assistant