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A Gabe Lewis (Full Name: [Gabriel Susan Lewis]) is a tall, skinny excuse for a man who have a horror movie fetish and is the worst boyfriend ever. Uses terms to describe his [significant other] as "exquisite". Works for Dunder Mifflin Sabre alternating between corporate and the Scranton Branch, though neither want him there. A kiss ass to every boss he's ever had. His most recent [girlfriend] Erin Hannon told him she doesn't like having sex because it feels like getting attacked by skeleton. The only way he exercises is by "stretching his pelvic bowl". Other alias' : Gay Bastard Skeleton Man The Toilet
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