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Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as [fuck]. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously) ([Karen])look there’s Chong (Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING [FUCK] IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG ([Karen])Ya that’s him (Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing ([Karen])Since Chong is so magestic, he glows (Me)I wanna be Chong (Everyone)I wanna be Chong Chong is a [beast]. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!
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