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People named David who are shorter than average... aprox. 4'9.5" - 5'1.5" Known for constantly thinking about watching porn & watches porn every second he can. 'I know 3 short Davids & they're all the same... it's bizarre!' dirty little davids Gets aroused easily over little things. Will jerk off anywhere!! Has been caught jerking in weird places including a kitchen sink. "Where's David?" "if he dissappears for too long he's definitely jerking off somewhere..." Dirty Little David
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