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Yump ([scientific name] of "yumperium") is the world's most superior mineral ever known of. every millennium it will plant itself inside several almighty "Yump Masters," who, once this happens, are legally the most superior sentient beings in thy universe. You may ask why - if this is a mineral, it hasn't been used or seen in everyday life, and the short answer is this: Yumperium is too superior for any pesky human to wield, and, the only other superior beings to survive close contact with this mineral without being chosen are the "Yumpers," who are physically gods of Yump, and are the creators of the mineral. Following the creation of the Yump mineral, (a mere 50 seconds [after the] Universe's creation) old Timmy, the good of Chinook [Helicopters], attempted to steal the holy Yumperium, but was consumed by the mineral's sheer epicness. Timmy was flung far, far out into the void of interdimensional space and time, and, now only his evil children Chinook [Helicopters] live on... Another fun fact: The famous Orion [constellation] is actually a godly artist's depiction on what a humanoid form of Timmy must have looked like, murdering all those innocent Yumperium creators, in his haste to steal thy almighty Yumperium

P.S: The Yump Masters have sworn to destroy and abuse all Chinooks remaining today, but, with more and more of them being manufactured by the evil factories, no one knows for sure who will win...

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