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A "blanks/caps-only" revolver dat da firearms-store gives you (along wif a coupon good for unlimited "harmless" ammo-refills for a month) to use during da 30-day waiting-period dat dey make you fumingly suffer through before you can pick up da "real" handgun dat you purchased. Da theory/intention of this practice is to hopefully increase/enhance da effectiveness of this month-long "cooling-off period"... i.e., if you were wanting da gun because you were mad at someone and wanted to kill him, you could "totally [knock yourself out]" --- i.e., wrathfully blast away at said "offender" all you want --- wif da prop-gun for four-plus weeks, and then hopefully by da end of dat period, your anger towards said person would have [sufficiently] dissipated after seethingly directing hundreds of humongous satisfyingly-deafening muzzle-blasts and puffs of smoke in his direction, and so you would then [either] change your mind about buying da "real" gun in da first place, or at least you would not use said bang-stick to harm said "offender" --- or anyone else --- when you [eventually] did acquire it.

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