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A dickhead kind of friend. The one that follows you around because your his only friend the kind to not care if a girl is lesbian and to still ask her out. Yeah that’s right Alex you better be reading this bitch. The kind to talk shit about all of his only friends behind there back. The kind to organise a catfish against his best friend ‘as a joke.’ The big dick you thought you where gonna be best friends with forever. The one who ruins your birthday party because he can’t stand not being the centre of attention. He can’t stand not listening to his own shitty new music like XXXTENTACLES or not playing the games he wants to.
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